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Buy a $4 pony!!So, uh, did you guys know that you can put your drawings under the 'pumpkin carving' category? PUMPKIN CARVING ON PHOTOSHOP FOREVER, YEAH!
Anyway, this is just a little something I've been working on between commissions- see, what with everyone getting me to draw their OCs, I decided I wanted to be in the cool kids club too!
So here she is- my very own Lazy Bum, who as you can see is a goo pony, complete with gross skanky hat. 
Anyone wanna help me come up with a backstory? 
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I used to be like you, self important always trotting around going to this and that, always wanted more.
*Takes a swig of Applejack McDaniels*
*Belches*
Where was I?
I always wanted more but I could not get it, something would get in my way.
Most of the time it was me and my inflexible thinking, I was a stubborn cuss!
So I go to this purple unicorn named Midnight or Twilight, something like that and I ask her, I need to be more flexible, can you help me?
She hems and haws and says stuff like you don't need magic to fix your problems but I push back harder. Stubborn cuss remember?
*Takes another swig of Applejack McDaniels*
*Belches*
*Looks at half empty bottle*
She finally relents and starts looking around for a book.
After a hour of searching around and getting that dragon to help her, she finds the right spell. Don't remember the name and I give her some bits.
She casts it on me and at first I could feel myself loosening up.
Then I am on the floor looking up at the purple pony.
Can't feel my hooves!
Then her crazy pink friend comes in and licks me.
That hurt and felt like there was less of me, did not like that Grapey comment either. So I get really pissed and start yelling and I could feel my body coming back.
Long story short, I am this gooey pony creature.
It sucks being a gooey pony creature.
Gotta be angry all the time to keep my body.
Have to stay out of the rain, have to sleep in a bucket.
Can't hold a job, now I have nothing!
The only good thing is the blue goo pony creature with the orange eyes that comes around and gives me a bottle of 'jack once in a while.
So that is my story, give me some bits and move along!
What?
Did that purple unicorn try to help me?
Yeah but her library did not have the reversing spell.
She said she was going to Canterlot to check the libraries there.
That was 4 months ago.
Now, leave me alone, got some begging to do!
Looks great.
*Takes a swig of Applejack McDaniels*
*Belches*
Where was I?
I always wanted more but I could not get it, something would get in my way.
Most of the time it was me and my inflexible thinking, I was a stubborn cuss!
So I go to this purple unicorn named Midnight or Twilight, something like that and I ask her, I need to be more flexible, can you help me?
She hems and haws and says stuff like you don't need magic to fix your problems but I push back harder. Stubborn cuss remember?
*Takes another swig of Applejack McDaniels*
*Belches*
*Looks at half empty bottle*
She finally relents and starts looking around for a book.
After a hour of searching around and getting that dragon to help her, she finds the right spell. Don't remember the name and I give her some bits.
She casts it on me and at first I could feel myself loosening up.
Then I am on the floor looking up at the purple pony.
Can't feel my hooves!
Then her crazy pink friend comes in and licks me.
That hurt and felt like there was less of me, did not like that Grapey comment either. So I get really pissed and start yelling and I could feel my body coming back.
Long story short, I am this gooey pony creature.
It sucks being a gooey pony creature.
Gotta be angry all the time to keep my body.
Have to stay out of the rain, have to sleep in a bucket.
Can't hold a job, now I have nothing!
The only good thing is the blue goo pony creature with the orange eyes that comes around and gives me a bottle of 'jack once in a while.
So that is my story, give me some bits and move along!
What?
Did that purple unicorn try to help me?
Yeah but her library did not have the reversing spell.
She said she was going to Canterlot to check the libraries there.
That was 4 months ago.
Now, leave me alone, got some begging to do!
Looks great.